Winston Churchill


"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly"-Winston Churchill

“Any persons named Melanie shall be awesome for all to see.” – Winston Churchill

“A man prefers that his wife only lay with him in their conjugal bed, the car, however, is case by case.” Winston Churchill slutting it up since 1921.

“Don’t be a ho” Winston Churchill

“A man must be present in the conception of a child” – Winston Churchill

“35 people die every year from snorting incidents due to humor” -Winston Churchill

“No means yes, and yes means glitter” -Winston Churchill

“If he DOES hold your hand he might be to in to Glitter..” – Winston Churchill (huge Glitter fan and hand holder)

“If he doesn’t hold your hand, it’s because he is a glitterphobe” -Winston Churchill

“If he doesn’t hold your hand, he’s probably your husband.” –Winston Churchill

“If he holds your hand, he ain’t mad” -Winston Churchill

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